Video Game Reviews (Score Low-High)

Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse

1
2012-12-04 Xbox 360

If you are a fundamentally terrible person on every imaginable level, then Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse is the video game for you.

Aliens: Colonial Marines

1
2013-02-13 PC

Both functionally broken and creatively bankrupt, Aliens: Colonial Marines is an extinction-level disaster.

Rock Revolution

1
2008-10-29 PlayStation 3, Xbox 360

This poor clone of today's music games is especially sad when you consider Konami's rich history with the genre.

Interpol: The Trail of Dr. Chaos

1
2009-01-09 Xbox 360 Games Store

Interpol: The Trail of Dr. Chaos is a way more exciting and evocative title than this boring photo-hunt game deserves.

Madden NFL Football

1
2011-03-30 Nintendo 3DS

If ever there were a cautionary tale for the early adopter of new gaming technology, Madden NFL Football is it.

Master of Illusion Express: Funny Face

1
2009-04-07 DSiWare

Master of Illusion Express: Funny Face is only two dollars, but it's so incredibly thin that it feels more like a demo than something you should actually have to pay for.

Lucha Fury

1
2011-06-28 Xbox 360 Games Store

Lucha Fury is like a master class in how to make a terrible beat-'em-up.

Velvet Assassin

1
2009-05-15 Xbox 360

Tedious, contrived, repetitive stealth mechanics make this a game you should try your best to hide from.

Blackwater

1
2011-12-15 Xbox 360

This game is practically a war crime.

Tony Hawk: RIDE

1
2009-11-20 Xbox 360, PlayStation 3

Tony Hawk: RIDE's shoddy hardware and ill-conceived software merge to form something completely abysmal.