Spoilers: He absolutely loves Valentine's Day, Ninja Turtles, and dead flowers because they look nice on the wall.
You know that can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars, over the fence, world series kind of stuff? That's a metaphor for love. But it's also a metaphor for baseball. But it's ALSO a quote from a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie.
Join Jeff on a battle through time as he plays C64 games like Battle Through Time, a Pengo bootleg called Bingo Bongo, Blagger, a really awful port of Blasteroids, and something called Blinky's Scary School.
We're on a globetrotting search for lasagna and bootleg Burger King, along the way encountering Monster Hunter: World, the Analogue Super NT, Metroid Prime 4 rumors, Bone Thugs-n-Zelda, and the latest on Billy Mitchell's MAME adventure.
Is that a mace in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 😏
Don’t believe me just watch.
Ben parries and pokes his way through the desert!
Jeff Bakalar gets it mostly right except for his views on french fries.
Let's toke up and run the world.
Is it time to FURnish the fight?!